I've had a call for more stories. Nothing exciting has happened the last couple of weeks--the kids and I are tolerating each other until TAKS review is over. So this is from last year.
A, a male student, asks to go to bathroom.
A: Can G (another male) come with me?
A: Why not?
Me: Because you're a big boy
A: MRS. JENSEN!! IT'S NOT GONNA SHAKE ITSELF!!