Oh, the Bachelor

So, I have this kid at school, and we'll call him J.
J is in football, he is in powerlifting, he has long, unkempt hair.
J came into class today, and the first thing he said to me was,
"Oh my gosh, Mrs. Jensen, did you SEE after the final rose? Can you believe he did that? Good call on DeAnna, though. We were right about her."

Moments like this make my job so worthwhile.