Saturday, October 11, 2008

Reason to vote

With all of the political discussions and debates, I think the majority of Americans have forgotten one of the most important reasons to vote, SNL. Think about it, would you rather spend the next four years having SNL make fun of Obama or Palin.

I think the answer is quite obvious. Vote McCain/Palin!

Friday, October 10, 2008


So, I have also fallen prey to Nicole's demand for 5 quirks about me to be posted for all the world to see. I hope my students don't find this.

1. If you know me, you know that I have serious food issues. If it looks gross, smells gross, sounds gross (meatloaf--disgusting!), or I just don't feel like it, then I refuse to eat it. RE-fuse. I think I have hurt some feelings in the past. But, really--it's not your cooking. It's not because I think you might have made something gross. I just don't want to. Now, some might feel the urge to call me immature or tell me to "grow up"--but, really, what is more mature than knowing exactly what you will and will not do and sticking to those standards?

2. I hate it when the air conditioner blows directly on my face. I would rather be too hot than have it blow on my face.

3. I have a very specific place for my pillow. I have a huge pillow, and I like to sleep on my side. My pillow has to wrap around me and touch my back while I am sleeping. If it gets moved during the night, I wake up to move it back.

4. Ummm...I hate answering my phone. Even if I like you or are related to you, I just hate phones. I don't like talking on them at all. That's why I never answer and rarely call you back.

There is nothing else strange about me that I can think of. And don't leave a comment if you think of something embarrassing.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Have we all gone mad?

So I was in HEB (a grocery store for you non-Texans) and I saw this!

Now I know he is a presidential candidate and could possibly bring Armageddon down on us all. But isn't a children's book a little much? I mean what the hell has he done to deserve a book to be written about him, let alone an illustrated book meant to brainwash and destroy our posterity!

Please somebody, anybody tell me one thing he has done, other than be endorsed by the devil (Oprah) and win the Democratic nomination, which is worthy of a children's book?

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Tales from the Crypt now filmed in Oakland

Caution this video contains at least one corpse, not approved for the weak of heart

Seriously though, does anyone actually believe Kiffin was in the wrong? Not that I care too much the longer Davis reaches out from the grave the longer the Broncos will be able to continue to dominate the Raiders.

In other Bronco/Raider news, Elway recently married an Ex-Raider cheerleader! Feels like he might have been searching for one last attempt to stick it to the Raiders. :)