Have we all gone mad?

So I was in HEB (a grocery store for you non-Texans) and I saw this!



Now I know he is a presidential candidate and could possibly bring Armageddon down on us all. But isn't a children's book a little much? I mean what the hell has he done to deserve a book to be written about him, let alone an illustrated book meant to brainwash and destroy our posterity!

Please somebody, anybody tell me one thing he has done, other than be endorsed by the devil (Oprah) and win the Democratic nomination, which is worthy of a children's book?