Hmmm...

Last week I had this conversation with my co-teacher (another adult in a co-teach class for special education students--the ones that get their tests read to them, get extra time on tests, have ADHD, are emotionally disturbed, have dyslexia, etc etc.)

Him: So, E is pregnant.

Me: What?? I thought she was a lesbian.

Him: Yeah, me too.

Me: Like, hardcore lesbian.

Him: I know! When she told me I said, "What the he**!" Maybe she's confused about her sexual orientation.

Me: Maybe she didn't know what "lesbian" meant when she announced to the class that she was one.